Monday Titter........

OK, today I have declared International Giggle Day. Your muscles get a better work-out if you laugh than if you frown. You no longer have wrinkles, they're laughter lines. Try these for a preliminary smile and then look out for things to smile about all day as you go about your business. Do a kindness for someone you don't know all that well. Share your sandwiches with a colleague you don't like much. May the following make you smile, if only a little:



MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied that she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said "Well if yo don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say 5-6 years"!!!



STEVEN (age 3)hugged and kissed his mum goodnight. "I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window"



BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seing her frustration her mum expained that it was a child-proof cap so she would have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked "How does it know it's me?"



SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."



MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them he asked his dad "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"



CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his mum asked what was troubling him, he replied "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"



JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city. But the wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked "What happened to the flea?"



AND FINALLY.......the sermon this mum will never forget! "Dear Lord," the Minister began, his arms extended toward Heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face "Without you we are but dust......." He would have continued but one very obedient little girl who was taking it all in leaned over and, in her very audible and shrill little 4-year-old voice, asked her mum "Mummy, what is butt dust?"