Saturday, 16 May 2009

Three Bears

I should think some of you will have already seen this, but I hope enough haven't so that it will do a little work-out on your laughing tackle! In any case, it's a far more accurate account of the events of that fateful morning....


Baby bear goes downstairs, sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?' he squeaks.


Daddy Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl and it is also empty. 'Who's been eating my porridge?!?' he roars.


Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and yells, 'For God's sake, how many times do I have to go through this with you idiots?

It was Mummy Bear who got up first.

It was Mummy Bear who woke everyone in the house.

It was Mummy Bear who made the coffee.

It was Mummy Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night and put everything away.

It was Mummy Bear who swept the floor in the kitchen.

It was Mummy Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch The newspaper and croissants.

It was Mummy Bear who set the damn table.

It was Mummy Bear who walked the bloody dog, cleaned the cat's litter tray, gave them their food, and refilled their water.


And now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs and grace Mummy Bear with your grumpy presence, listen carefully, because I'm only going to say this once....


'I HAVEN'T MADE THE **?!!*** PORRIDGE YET!

xxxx

8 comments:

Ally Lifewithally said...

I liked that one Angie :o) ~ Ally x

Rhondi said...

Hi Angie
I've started my list of participants for the porch party so just wanted to tell you I have added your name. If you change your mind please let me know.
Have a good weekend.
Hugs,Rhondi

Sandra said...

hehehe...I hagen`t heard that story told quite like that but it certainly gave me a good laugh...lol! ;o)

Love and Hugs

Sandra xxxx

Joan said...

That was yery funny Angie. had not heard that one before. A bit fed up today and that made me laugh. Love Joan

Patchwork Dragon said...

Good one Angie...it certainly brightened my day!!

Ora said...

Hi Angie...LOLOL...well that sure perked up my tickle buds this early morning LOLOL...good one girl!!!! it is chilly here in Lexington this morning...forty two to be exact...but the sun is shining and warmer temps are on the way...not much going on around heere so guess I will be lazy and read my book a bit....I am reading the new John Grisham book..."the associate"...it is pretty good...better than the last one..."the appeal"...that was boring...ok ok...I have yammered enough LOLOL...happy day to ya...Ora in Kentucky

Marie said...

hhaha, I loved this Angie. How did I miss this post??? I dunno, but I'm dialing your number as I speak! XXOO

Lucy said...

That's funny. I'm a new reader. Great post.