Monday, 17 May 2010

Monday 17 May 2010 Busy Weekend

Something is preying on my mind.  We've turned into a regular pair of little Fagins - WE ARE SHOPLIFTERS


Yesterday when we got home from the garden centre (of which more later) we found that they hadn't charged us for these little outdoor stone doorstops.  I just wanted them so the conservatory doors don't get caught by the wind.  one's a stone with a frog on and the other has a bird.  I was all for going back and fessing up but Keith said "No, they missed it."  Well he's right, they did, but all the same..........I wonder what they would have said if we'd gone back?  Shall I ring them up?



On Saturday we made the first of our 'show' visits for this year.  This was Alford Food Fair.  I have to say I was a bit disappointed that it was so small - only about a dozen stalls including the ice cream van!  However Alford itself was a pretty little place and it was a lovely day so we went walkabout a bit.
This is actually a photo of what appeared to be a delightful thatched cottage but as someone had plonked those revolting brown gates in front of it you can't see that much.  I took the photo of it though because it was down what I always see in my mind's eye when I think of "leafy English country lane".  Uber-privat property I guess!



And how about this:  a closed down and shuttered up thatched village pub.  The sign tells you that if you have 5,000 quid to spare as a bond you could have this place and run it rent free including overheads (whatever they are).  Sounds like a bargain to me.


From Alford, where we only stayed a couple of hours, we went to the nearest east coast town, Mablethorpe, only about 10 miles away.  Some of you may remember me rambling on about Cleethorpes....Well Mablethorpe is even worse!  It has moved to the top of my list of "Most Boring Seaside Towns".  Its greatest claim to fame seems to be its featuring in a DH Lawrence novel "Sons and Lovers"

Mablethorpe is the destination for the Morel family's first holiday in the D. H. Lawrence novel, Sons and Lovers, published in 1913. "At last they got an answer from Mablethorpe, a cottage such as they wished for thirty shillings a week. There was immense jubilation. Paul was wild with joy for his mother's sake. She would have a real holiday now. He and she sat at evening picturing what it would be like. Annie came in, and Leonard, and Alice, and Kitty. There was wild rejoicing and anticipation. Paul told Miriam. She seemed to brood with joy over it. But the Morel's house rang with excitement."
I wish I hadn't given the book away now, quite fancy re-reading it.
Even the fish and chips was a disappointment:  cardboard chips and tasteless fish.  I should have known really when the only dish that specified the type of fish was "Plaice and chips".  Neither cod nor haddock were named so I suppose we just got whatever passed for "fish and chips" that day.  You expect better at the seaside.
All that said, Mablethorpe is sort of quaint:


This is about the closest we get to a beach house in this country - a beach hut.  You-re not allowed to sleep there but they're great for eating your picnic in a howling gale.  There's even a sink in there for doing the washing up!  And an electric point so you don't need a thermos!









 And, if you can't stand the bracing sea breezes any more, open the back door of your 'beach house' to a beautiful view - on a nice day - of the putting green.  You might like to note it was in danger of becoming a not quite so nice day!








Do either of these pictures shriek "English Seaside town"?

  Clues:  donkeys, winter coats on the beach, sad little figures not quite in the sea, absence of  sunbathers


























Having slagged Mablethorpe off big-time I must say that, though it is a horrible place itself, it IS in a beautiful part of the country,  Specially if you want somewhere reasonably flat.  Its only nod at wobbly scenery is a very gently undulating landscape. The result of the flatness is that you can see for a very long way.  This made it the ideal county in WW2 for air bases.  Some of you in America may well have had members of your family based here in the war.  Some of the bases still exist as RAF stations.  Some don't but many are still in use as civilian airfields, or simply as green field sites.

Now then, absolutely finally, a teensy weensy RANT.  How many more  home delivery pizza, indian and Chinese food and fish and chip shop leaflets do I have to put up with?  So far today there have been 4 and we get them every single day of the week, even Sundays.  There's always a clutch of them in the local free newspaper.  Sometimes we get 3 or 4 in a week from the same place! 

Rant over.  Ta-ta.


7 comments:

Marie said...

Brrrr....I felt cold just looking at that seaside picture Angie!! It sure hasn't been seaside weather lately, sun or not! Even today there's a cold wind blowing!

Tsk Tsk . . . I did hear sirens earlier, could it be that B&Q is on to you and Fagin there and called out the coppers? (I see you more as an artful Dodger myself!)

Please sir can I have some more?? More of your posts that is!! You don't post near often enough. I enjoy them so much! You make me smile. You make me think . . . and I just adore you.

PS - Does this mean that I should send all my leaflets to you from now on??? Quite obviously I have been left clueless, they've been delivered here by mistake, and they are clearly meant to be on the other side of the Penines, ahem!!

I'm mostly known as 'MA' said...

The seaside is lovely when it's hot out and then you appreciate a cool breeze, but it looks like it was a cold day there. It's the same thing here with a constant flow of advertisements. I am ready for warmer days yet it is better than winter so I won't complain too much. Glad you got out and about anyway and I hope your Monday is a good one!

Jan said...

No hardly seaside weather is it ,oh you little tea leaf ,hee hee ,and about those flyers ,grrrr!! ...love Jan xx

Andy said...

Not been to Mablethorpe since they closed the East Lincolnshire railway in 1973! In your pictures it looks a lot cleaner than it did back than!

joolzmac said...

So where are you situated in the UK, Angie? Have I told you we are heading to Europe in October? A couple of days in London then up to the midlands for a few more, Stratford-upon-Avon, Solihull (the Land Rover Factory) then off to Italy and France.

I thought the scenery looked nice in your pics. But yeah, the beach looks cold and uninviting.
I do love a good rant! ;)
Catchya

Joolz

LYN said...

SEASIDE LOOKS JUST HOW I REMEMBER IT...;-)

Jasper said...

Oh dear, Angie - we always saw you as a paragon of honesty. I fear we may have to make a citizens' arrest... On the other hand, I've played 'Bullseye' in Oliver! enough to know that there are some fringe benefits to being a bit of a tea-leaf. You Gotta Pick a Garden Centre or Two... er...

Jazz xxxx